Email One to Ms D Flex

 Email one

Subject: Your Fragility on Fire

Dear Ms D. Flex,

I just wanted to thank you for today’s stunning display of fragility in the face of mild accountability. You've really outdone yourself! Your ability to center yourself in every situation remains unmatched.


You’ll keep the underworld nice and warm with all the dumpster fires you started this week alone — each one carefully fueled by your gaslighting.


Have the day you deserve. 
Your biggest unfan


PS I hope you stub your vagina.

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Today's self-medication/self-help suggestion: 

Hydrate 

(mostly to replace the tears of my ancestors watching me deal with this twat again)


Today's music inspiration:

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